A Little Note Book

Taken this from notes on my fren fb. HAHA SO FUNNY....LOL

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

> > > > And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
> > > > Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
> > > > If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and
> > > > get more from you.
> > > > So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
> > > > With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the
> > > > Sum Ahead (PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some
> > > > Banks (POSB).
> > > > And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
> > > > When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating
> > > > Hospital (MOH), You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral
> > > > (CPF) fund.
> > > > If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart(NUH)
> > > > to treat you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH)
> > > > To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway(COE).
> > > > If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on
> > > > the roads.
> > > > If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train
> > > > (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
> > > > Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can
> > > > relax, Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

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